Reader-Submitted Joke

A man discovers that he has a talking dog. He decides to take the dog to Hollywood to be discovered. They get in front of a Hollywood mogul.

The owner asks the dog, “What’s on top of a house?” The dog says, “roof.”

The owner asks the dog, “What do dogs say?” The dog says, “ruff.”

The owner asks the dog, “Who’s the best New York Yankees baseball player?” The dog says, “Ruth.”

The Hollywood mogul gets mad and throws them out.

Then, the dog asks the owner, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”

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